If I was the Queen of England,
I would issue a decree:
The most outrageous one you'd ever hear,
The most fantastic one you'd ever see.
It would be met with much opposition,
And many would call it a flop,
But once my decree'd been issued,
I'd've rather supported than not.
Because my decree would be marvelous,
It would reform the dullest of minds,
It would send out a light to the darkness,
be better than sight to the blind!
So,
If I were the Queen of England,
I'd play the most fabulous trick,
I'd say that a day should be set aside
to honour the glory of Garlic.
